it's the ironic & controversial rhapsody of an ambiguous bert

doctor A: It's been concluded, the verdict's out.

doctor W: What is it this time round??

doctor A: My patient seems to think I've contracted it.

doctor W: It?? What's 'it'??

doctor A: Oh you know, that.

doctor W: What in the world is 'that'??

doctor A: (pause for dramatic effect) The 'oh'.

doctor W: Oh?! (scratches head in puzzlement) Oh!!

doctor A: Oh yes!!

doctor W: Oh no!!

doctor A: Oh well...

doctor W: Oh really??

doctor A: (-_-!!)

doctor W: seriously, seriously, you of all people to contract 'bert flu'!!

doctor A: (-_-!!!)

posted by bert @ 9:49 PM