it's the ironic & controversial rhapsody of an ambiguous bert

I "stole" the following "formulas" for post CNY goodies binging from a certain internet fashion & beauty guru called Zeppy Spy...muahahahahaz

to flush out your system - ingest loads of papayas and swallow gallons of orange juice (not suitable for choir members or people who are going to sing, orange juice can cause weird weird things to happen to your throat)

to flush out your system & make your face glow - a fruit cocktail consisting of green apples, green peppers, celeries, cucumbers and bitter gourds

for insomnia - put orange peels in a little mesh bag and lay it beside your pillow before you sleep (the fragrance of the fruit is supposed to have a strong, calming effect that can lull you to sleep)

stuffiness of the chest and a loss of appetite - guavas, either as itself or blended form

for dark eye rings - place potato slices (yes potato, not cucumber) on your eyes

to combat against alcohol & possibe liver transplant in the future - take ginseng tea

posted by bert @ 11:56 PM