Friday, July 14, 2006

Do not lie, your nose will grow longer and then it will break.

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As an unspoken rule, good-looking men are usually married or gay. Sometimes they are also jerks; they probably jerk off so much they break their pelvic bone.

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I'm setting up a betting pool (figure of speech of course, I do not gamble). There was E, which was replaced by X and now S, which replaces its predecessor. What is the next alphabet to join AJ as a free radical?? I'm offering very exclusive premium odds. (Inside joke thing, well actually it's not a joke; it's not even funny.)

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Open your eyes and see. Discern and know that when the next new young cute one comes along, you like many before you will be discarded like a used piece of trash.

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When a being is not in line with what said being writes (in MSN or blog) or says, i deemed such action as hypocrisy (hee-paw-cre-see, not hee-po-cri-see).

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Hypocrisy is pronounced as hee-paw-cre-see, not hee-po-cri-see. Just like paralysis is pronounced as per-rare-le-sis instead of pear-re-li-sis.

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"It's not as if you do not have friends? Why must you want this one?" Well said, well said. It was really good advice from the-person-who-gave-me-this-advice. Guess what, I'm applying it on myself with regards to you.

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There is a limit to everything.

10 Comments:

At 1:13 AM , Blogger N|vlem said...

"There was E, which was replaced by X and now S, which replaces its predecessor. What is the next alphabet to join AJ as a free radical??"

it will depends on what's the next alphabet being introduced.. =)

 
At 9:36 AM , Blogger v1ns said...

yeah, i agree.... LOL

 
At 10:29 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before E is R leh ...

That ahphabet must be 20yo and below also =/

 
At 1:20 AM , Blogger p[-_-]q said...

With some special exception at times...

 
At 12:26 PM , Blogger N|vlem said...

ok ok... i think the next alphabet is... M

 
At 9:10 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

huh? who's M??

bert

 
At 11:39 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

M = melvin =/

 
At 12:14 AM , Blogger N|vlem said...

I put at random one lah! muahaha~

 
At 8:17 AM , Blogger v1ns said...

Mel: hmmm, or u dream of be coming part of the AJ franchaise right?? lol

 
At 12:29 AM , Blogger N|vlem said...

eh... dun wan... they already got one franchaisee already.. =X

 

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